To those of you who came here expecting some good, juicy hate letters from people who were hotly angered by the movie 'Dogma"...

...Unfortunately you've missed out. (Where were you anyway? We had the hate letters up for over month now.) Due to unspecified reasons, we are no longer able to provide you with the hate letters that graced this space each and every week. Don't worry, it wasn't a conspiracy. You can draw your own conclusions as to why we had to take the letters down, but they're probably incorrect.

Actually you didn't totally miss out. Hate Letters are being archived over at View Askew Productions. Head over there to check them out.

So to fill the void left here we present...

A Very Special Dogma Outtake:

Scott Mosier in: Is this Your Dog? (3.8 Megs)

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So we were sitting around the set of the quaint suburban home (the one Azrael uses as his base of operations), waiting for Jason Lee's horns to dry or something. At the opening of one of the later scenes, we were going to show a pile of bodies in the living room - the idea being that, as more people came home, they kept meeting with the business end of a Stygian Triplet's hockey stick (it was a shot that got cut due to the picture's already unwieldy length). One of the bodies was that of a dog. Apparently, they make these things for rental on movies (as if anyone ever actually lets a dog die in movies anymore), and we were tickled by it. Having the time to kill, we decided to make a trio of short films on the subject of dead German Shepherds, with Scott Mosier (my producer) as the star. What follows are the results of that shameful waste of time and film.